Bill Latham In Memoriam

Jonah Wins.

Jonah still wins, but now in improved lighting.

Take a bow, Jonah.

This entry was brought to you by the letter Beer and the number Drunk.

Oh memories.

I can’t believe it’s been that long ago.

Birthday Party Gone Bad
Mom Accused of Stripping for Boys

SHARON, PA-August 27, 2003 — A Pennsylvania woman
was arrested after allegedly buying her son and 3
of his friends beer and stripping for them in a
hotel in an attempt to make up for a failed
birthday trip to ride go-carts.

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The 34-year-old woman was ordered Friday to stand
trial on charges of corruption of minors,
indecent assault and reckless endangerment
stemming from the alleged July 26 party.

Police said the youths met at a western
Pennsylvania go-cart track to celebrate the
birthday of the woman’s son. When the boys
discovered all the go-carts rented out, the woman
drove to Ohio to buy beer and then took the
youths to a hotel, police alleged.

In the room, the woman gave the boys beer, gave
them $1 bills, told them she wanted to be a
stripper and asked them to put the money in her
bra and panties, police said. She also exposed
herself and asked the boys to spank her, police
said.

Police did not give the boys’ ages, but according
to the charges, they are under the age of 16.

The woman’s son said he was embarrassed by her
actions, police said.

The woman has an unlisted number and could not be
reached for comment by The Associated Press on
Tuesday. It was unclear whether she had an
attorney. She was free on bail and has been
barred from seeing the boys, authorities said.

(Copyright 2003 by The Associated Press. All
Rights Reserved.)

20 Minutes ago I began having a very elaborate fantasy about breaking an old woman’s legs. I was going to start out hitting across her knees with a baseball bat, then sort of roll her down a flight of stairs.

See, I was talking to her on the telephone her at work where I am currently on a much needed break. When I gave her directions like “click right”, “click left”, etc. she would promptly do something like scroll up or down, and just randomly click on whatever she could find to randomly click on.

I wanted to kill her. I was dreaming about how to do it. I’ve been having a lot of fantasies like this at work lately.

Someone give me a hug, ok?

“Morrissey – Morrissey
Now that I’m older and pretty sure I’m heterosexual, my Morrissey albums just don’t get much play, except when I’m feeling sorry for myself – then there’s nothing sweeter than the croon of the coiffured one. I remember when Kurt Cobain killed himself, Morrissey was quoted as saying he wondered if he would have had the courage to do that. Well, we can always wish.”

Heh.

This is pretty funny.

“Bill’s distinctive and infectious style, an acrobatic cartwhelling between high intellectual discourse and vernacular insouciance, makes him tremendously entertaining to witness, whatever his subject.”

-Justin O’Connor

It’s my second day off work. So on my calendar it’s sunday. I’m going to go worship at my church tonight. 4 full hours of communion. And there’s bible study at Cali Taco’s at 4 PM. I hope my god knows I love him.
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“I never really believe what women tell me.”
-Steven Wright, Natural Born Killers
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Give us a kiss.

I’m pretty sure the Hot Snakes are better than your band.
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I like eggs a lot, but I’m pretty sure that Kelly likes them more than I do. And more than you do.

“Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that’s left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture.”

-Leonard Cohen, The Future