I’M THE LITTLE JEW THAT WROTE THE BIBLE

It’s my second day off work. So on my calendar it’s sunday. I’m going to go worship at my church tonight. 4 full hours of communion. And there’s bible study at Cali Taco’s at 4 PM. I hope my god knows I love him.
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“I never really believe what women tell me.”
-Steven Wright, Natural Born Killers
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Give us a kiss.

I’m pretty sure the Hot Snakes are better than your band.
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I like eggs a lot, but I’m pretty sure that Kelly likes them more than I do. And more than you do.

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