SMOKIN’ MARIJUANA IS MORE FUN THAN DRINKIN’ BEER, BUT A FRIEND OF OURS WAS CAPTURED AND THEY GAVE HIM THIRTY YEARS, MAYBE WE SHOULD RAISE OUR VOICES ASK SOMEBODY WHY, BUT DEMONSTRATIONS ARE A DRAG, BESIDES WE’RE MUCH TOO HIGH

lady on phone: how many times a day do you this?

me: I don’t even know anymore.

lady on phone: if you made a dollar everytime you did this…

me: I’d quit.

lady on phone: I meant in addition to your salary.

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