TheRobotMonkey: Wanna ear?
Jules Slander: NO. FUCK YOU, MCNASTY.
TheRobotMonkey: oh come on. you can put it on a key chain for good luck
Jules Slander: sick dude. die.
TheRobotMonkey: I clean them
TheRobotMonkey: daily
Jules Slander: die?
TheRobotMonkey: just think. you can pull it out at parties and it’ll blow people’s minds
Jules Slander: this conversation is OVER.
TheRobotMonkey: goddammit, you totally want an ear
TheRobotMonkey: just admit it
Jules Slander: shut up!
Jules Slander: yoy belligerent fuck! sick!
TheRobotMonkey: how about a big toe?
TheRobotMonkey: or even the little one
TheRobotMonkey: this piggy went to market…
Jules Slander: jesus christ, bill. fuck you.
Jules Slander: WORD BANK EMPTY. OVERDRAWN.
TheRobotMonkey: Ok.
TheRobotMonkey: You win.
Jules Slander: heh.
TheRobotMonkey: How about my ring finger?
Jules Slander: FUCK
Jules Slander: OFF
Jules Slander: FUCKER.
TheRobotMonkey: ok ok ok
TheRobotMonkey: tough crowd
TheRobotMonkey: sheesh
Jules Slander: as per usual.
TheRobotMonkey: I’d give my arm and a leg for a… oh yeah
Jules Slander: you are being soooo bill. this must end.
Jules Slander: in death.
TheRobotMonkey: I don’t even know where this is coming from. I’ve never tried forcing people to take my toes before
Jules Slander: do you know how much i hate feet anyhow? not to mention severed parts of them?
TheRobotMonkey: What if I ball it up and put it in a sock>?
TheRobotMonkey: wait wait wait
TheRobotMonkey: let me save you the trouble
TheRobotMonkey: DIE BILL
TheRobotMonkey: DIE
TheRobotMonkey: DIE
TheRobotMonkey: DIE
TheRobotMonkey: Ok, better?
Jules Slander: there you go. done and done.