2003-03-07 – 12:55 a.m.
May I pretend: man, I make like less then 8 to wrestle mentally retarded people
May I pretend: haha
TheRobotMonkey: that sounds like a pay-per-view event
TheRobotMonkey: Tard Wranglin’
May I pretend: yeah, I’m actually training for the tardtackle championship this April
TheRobotMonkey: You better beat those tards down
May I pretend: yeah, I go to practice every day after school
May I pretend: it’s pretty intense.
TheRobotMonkey: do you psyche them out by screaming things like “look it’s big bird!” or “there’s a ninja turtle on a pony!”?
May I pretend: haha
TheRobotMonkey: if I was a tard, that’d get my attention
May I pretend: I feel so dirty for talking like this
May I pretend: hahah
May I pretend: I’m going to go pray for my soul now
TheRobotMonkey: you can light a candle and count rosary beads for my soul tommorow
TheRobotMonkey: I’ll be at the Omaha Beef game