pretzlboy02: man, nobody is up for the quickest roadtrip of all time to the greatest city of all time
TheRobotMonkey: when I dropped out of college, Pete, I sacrificed certain freedoms
TheRobotMonkey: one of those being no responsibilities
pretzlboy02: that freedom will return someday
TheRobotMonkey: yes, but I won’t be driving anywhere when I’m dead