Last Night

-A grown man pissed himself at a slot machine because he didn’t want to leave it for a moment to go the bathroom.

-A woman accidentally got scalded with coffee by one of the beverage servers.

-I was told that I am “bad luck” by a woman who lost 350 that I had given her in change.

-I scratched my knuckles on a slot machine hopper while refilling. The scratch is barely visible now. Last night it was almost bleeding.

-Was so slow, I wanted to go home and sleep.