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what a long strange vacation it’s been

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!

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well, that was certainly liberating.

So  I just deleted all eight years’ worth of blog entries prior to this one.  I cleared out the homedir completely, and reinstalled the new version of wordpress from scratch.  The time has come to wipe the slate clean!  I … Continue reading

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Feelin’ Like the Ice Cube In Yer Glass… Melting Away

Man oh man. I’ve been pushing cart-loads of books uphill outside for the last two days. The heat index is 115, and the actual temperature is 100. Man oh man. The only thing that keeps me going is the ten … Continue reading

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I Feel Like Elvis Longing For His Long-Lost Twin

So the Leech said to me a few days ago: Wesley says: “stew” says i should do the comic strip, and wonderfully, he wants me to give him anal…yey He’s gone to the Art Supply store and picked up some … Continue reading

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oh holy crap

My dad sent me a picture of his mom from 1927: Look at those big wonderful nostrils. That’s where I get my monstrous flaring nose-holes. I’ve always been proud of them. I’m from a clan of hellacious sniffers. My odor-detection … Continue reading

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