Author Archives: keef

So I think one of the reasons that I don’t have many ideas for writing is that I tend to consider my conversations with other people as sort of “off-limits.” Like, I wouldn’t write a story about how my pal … Continue reading →

oppsie1: i assure you that if you are a procrastinator now in school, you will always be one even after you graduate.KeefKeefKeefKeef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooppsie1: yesoppsie1: resign yourself nowoppsie1: old habits do not die hard or soft. they live FOREVER.KeefKeefKeefKeef: That was … Continue reading →

So my friend Karrey says that she doesn’t like reading long blocks of text and that I should break it up with a picture. Thus, I will force myself to include a picture at some point in today’s hot-poop update. … Continue reading →

I’ve decided that if I ever happen to become a Mob enforcer- you know, a hitman, or an interrogator or something- I want my nickname to be “The Boob.” I can just imagine it now. All the other mob enforcers … Continue reading →

Ahhh, fourth of July. This day brings up many happy memories of sitting around Atlantic’s airport field in lawn chairs, surrounded by pickups and white trash, watching the JayCees set themselves on fire. I spend the day in Ames. We … Continue reading →