Author Archives: keef

So today in my mailbox I got a bunch of cool postcards. That one’s my favorite. I love the idea that everyone at the post office undoubtedly saw this postcard. They wondered who the wackos were that sent and received … Continue reading →

Sorry I didn’t update yesterday. I spent most of it sleeping. I was up all night the night before last, hammering out some fictiony goodness for my fiction writing class. I came up with nine pages of pretty damn good … Continue reading →

Oh, man. I’m such a procrastinator. Tomorrow’s when I need to turn in this short fiction piece. It needs to be ten to twenty pages. I started it this afternoon. I’m sorry I can’t spend a lot of time updating … Continue reading →

BizzaroClark: Ok, I was working at the YMCA and this little kid who was 4 and mennonite was talking to me, and was looking at my car and asked me, “What is this?” and I replied, “It’s a pen,” and … Continue reading →

So today I was trying to blast my jet-peg free, to no avail. Then I tried to unstrap my jet-peg. My hands kept slipping. I yanked and yanked at that cursed, mutant, energy-blasting jet-peg. In other news, I worked more … Continue reading →