Monthly Archives: July 2001

When I was young, I was so gay and mean, And I drank and chased the girls Just like St Augustine. St Augustine, He got to be a saint. So if I get to be one also, Please, mama, don’t … Continue reading →

Here’s a picture of some lions.

I woke up this morning after having had the strangest dream. I had this little pet, and I referred to it as a chameleon, but it was really more like a grasshopper with pebbled, leathery skin and iguana eyes. I … Continue reading →

So I think one of the reasons that I don’t have many ideas for writing is that I tend to consider my conversations with other people as sort of “off-limits.” Like, I wouldn’t write a story about how my pal … Continue reading →

oppsie1: i assure you that if you are a procrastinator now in school, you will always be one even after you graduate.KeefKeefKeefKeef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooppsie1: yesoppsie1: resign yourself nowoppsie1: old habits do not die hard or soft. they live FOREVER.KeefKeefKeefKeef: That was … Continue reading →