Monthly Archives: July 2001

my new talent: making people sick to their stomachs.

Oh, man. I’m such a procrastinator. Tomorrow’s when I need to turn in this short fiction piece. It needs to be ten to twenty pages. I started it this afternoon. I’m sorry I can’t spend a lot of time updating … Continue reading

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THE COOLEST AD IN THE WORLD

BizzaroClark: Ok, I was working at the YMCA and this little kid who was 4 and mennonite was talking to me, and was looking at my car and asked me, “What is this?” and I replied, “It’s a pen,” and … Continue reading

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Avast, Ya Scurvy Slobs!

So today I was trying to blast my jet-peg free, to no avail. Then I tried to unstrap my jet-peg. My hands kept slipping. I yanked and yanked at that cursed, mutant, energy-blasting jet-peg. In other news, I worked more … Continue reading

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Sixteen Tons– What Do You Get?

Long day today. I did my radio show last night from one to four AM. Then I got home around four-thirty, and it took a half hour to get to bed. Then I had to get up at nine, shower, … Continue reading

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I Open Up My Wallet… and It is Full of Blood

Hope dope de ope dope… let’s see. I got a B- on my midterm. I reckon I’m pretty happy with that. We watched the end of that Warren Beatty movie with the football and the Chris Rock and the Julie … Continue reading

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