So my friend Karrey says that she doesn’t like reading long blocks of text and that I should break it up with a picture. Thus, I will force myself to include a picture at some point in today’s hot-poop update. Even if I don’t want to. Because that’s what you, the reader, demand. At least, one of you demanded it. And so I shall provide.
I have to do my radio show tonight. Today on ebay a seven-inch that I have sold for $40. My roommate Mariah got one of those “My Pet Monster” dolls and it’s in the living room. It sits on a speaker and when I leave to go urinate in the middle of the night I can see its eyes from across the room and it is very disconcerting.
![](https://www.keef.net/images/petmonster.jpg)
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
So we got our first bunch of student pieces to be workshopped today. I’m starting to get really nervous in this class, but not for the reason I was really nervous before. I’m afraid that I won’t be able to criticize these pieces in class for fear of incurring the wrath of others.
There’s some really bad stuff.
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What can I say about that and not hurt the writer’s feelings?
And now, here’s a picture of my friend Bill wearing a dress.
![](https://www.keef.net/images/bill.jpg)
Okay. I work all day tomorrow in the comic shop. I guess I’ll rap at ya some more after that.